Holidai hollerin

so t oday i went to the mall to get some xxxmas shopping done

so liek there i was stepping into the forever 45 and omg do you know who i saw walk out of the dressign room>? it was that awful half brain dead exchange student from florida 

(yes florida americas first hell hole)

yeah so i saw her THAT rue gitano or as we call her DuMbing 

ok ok so there she was walking out right, and like i was like omg tan look look who it is 

wlaking out of dressing room 14 its rue... tan jst made this mumbling nnoise but wsho cares about what she has to say... we haaavveveveveve to do something we just have to turin her day 

see if you didnt know she tried to steal my bff of 16 years satan todd ambrose   

she tried to get him to pick her kuch in the gym after the dance 

so any way i was think on a plana hard long good plan thats soft on the lips 

so i got bored and hit her over the head with a cheap hand bag with a clump of a sweat shop workers hair caught in the zipper and hit her over the head with it, we ended up making her into an orange julius (i know people there and if you dont watch it )

 so after that i made a move on the boy behinde the counter of the drc republic and cut his peepee off and made it into an earring! lol best xmas present for me self its dripping but i don care ;) 

im used to it ;0

merry xxxmas (remember jerry)  and happi 

The school's slut survival guide

Hey skags 

today im writing a short list and guide to helo you like get ready for this new school yeard ;)

as you all no im bing helld back AGAIN LOL 

that dumb cunt principal mendino dosnt know my mega plan yet!

well any way so like high school is a tough place if you dont know how to get your go 

first of all if your gonna have liek a band folder please dont choose wham like unless you like to

take it up ur butt lol like my brother does thank god my mom kicked him out! he was always bringing home these older guys EW and they didnt even have money (giross)

well any way so i say go with madonna or hall and boats, there cool i liked there song wife beater

next thing next bras make sure you sew a lil pocket inside of your bra to hide your drugs, not only does it keep them nose ready warm it also makes ur boobs look like tires!

and when in gym and you have to tke a shower on swim day make sure to bring ur own towl

so that dyke gym teacher dosnt try to eat your freash fish patty that ur savign for ur bf or satan

and last but not least have fun lol do whatever you want! but if your a nerd dont even think to sit next to me i swer to god i will punch your face in

like dont even think of it, sit next to me i will end your life 

i will take a tampon and shove it up your nose into your rbrain and make you forget 2 + 2 

i will cut your feet and make them into cake and then watch you eat it 

dont think 

about 

it 

 

my brother the fag - a song by vuffy

i hate my little brother 

hes so gay

i really wanna stab him

watch him bleed

once he took my secret diary 

so i took a candle to his eyesies,

burnt them out a little krispi

dont worry not to over done!

i hate my little brother 

i want him to die

hes so gay 

i kicked him in the ass

i bet he liked it the little skag

or if it was done by some big hairy fag!

i wanna take his hands and cut them up

so he cant fist up the butt 

i wanna take his feet 

cut them down

so he cant wear manolo blahnik pumps!

one day he came over to my room 

asked if he could wear my red gitano jumpsuit 

i said oh yeah you so sure can 

so i took it out and wrapped it up nice

then i strung it round his neck double twice!

his face turned blue a nice contrast 

he passed out!
he fell out!
he looked almost dead!

so i took his wallet and went to the mall with my friends haha lol

i cant beleive he fell for that again

my brothers such a fag!!!!

gotta do it

time to kill my bf

chop his head off watch him die

make it look like a suicide!

spray his mouth with my big bold hairspray 

shove the can right in his airway 

haha thats his throat!

cut his fingers off one by one 

make him bleed its so fun!

he needs to die! 

so i can be happy

with globmeister, so he still here 

take his hair gel mix it with acid

watch him apply it in the middle of classes

hsi scalp will burn his brain (or lack of) exposed

watch it melt away like some snow, DUH!

gotta kill my boy friend, watch hime die! 

make it look like he suicide!

HER SYMBOL

like now did you ever wonder who this globmeister is?

well if you want yo know i need your help you know,

see i need to summon him into this earth 

we need him like duh hes soooo hot and cool!

like once i was at school kicking in this dykes head and like

totally got like her hair clogged into my locker you know

it was sooooo grosssss like i didnt know what to do 

so i ust like you know prayed a bit and iek the hair vnished 

isnt that cool i know it was globmeister 

i still have some teeth from that day.

but we have got to get together 

so i need your help how to summon him

1. get some blood from a lezzy

2.get your new maddona record 

3.set the blood in like a little bowl thing on the record

4.play holiday backwords only holiday

5. chant a bit 

7. spray some hairspray 

9. and there you go

i need evrybody to help me do thsi til he can come into this earth please help

and if you liek dont i know i will sooooo know that your a like total mega dyke 

and you wont be able to hide from you you hear that shelly im gonna get you next time

i reallly like hate you im gonna get your blood you fat dyke your gonna get what you deserve!!!!

 

 

DEAR DIARY

i feel like these people are very challenged 

maybe there parents dropped then as babies and sat on them too,

or they ate one too many microwaved bean burritos you know that radiation can like mess with you.

but whatevs! 

oh maybe there brother is there mother nad there sister is there aunt?

or maybe ahamster bit them in the eye and it gave them trauma.

i think they need to hit the bottle and learn how to have a good time, but im not sharing with them duh!!!!

not like it gets under my wig you know 

or else i wouldnt be posting about this you know! 

duh!

im just gonna get a nice hit of coke and dance with globmesiter

maybe thts there problem i just have a really slammin hot bf and there jealous! 

at least i know who my true friends are tan + cindi haha lol 

god i really hate it when you ru out of hairspray and ypu have to use glue or w qq 25!!!

but today i ate some cheetos and then i gagged because i found a baby earthworm fried in the bag!!

ugh grussss 

bye bye   

i saw

I saw you there 

standing at the food court in the galleria

i so hate you 

like why did you even go there didnt i te3ll you not to show your

ugly

face

aroiund here anymore

? 

like jeez!!!!!
like why did tyou show up im gonna spray some hair spray in your mouth in the locker room 

and show tampons in your ears 

like if you ever go to the galleria again u r ded!!!

you got that andrea

god andrea nobody likes you your such a fool

with your stupid i love ny shirt

youve never even been there like even hah i doubt it

you family has no money ciz you smell bad !

 like one day when i make it with globmeister im gonna rule this like zip code i think

and your gonna be the first to go hyou know!

im gonna send you to like east la or something

maybe even like that one area

you know with the mascots 

who sing songs

and when prom comes up im gonna turn your bf gay!!!

if biff crayola isnt already!

ugh god i gotta go my dad is taking me and tan to the roller rink byer