a poem of my daily life stylez by me vuffy!

Curb stomping ponies right after school,

 just a girl tryin to stay cool! 

when i get home late at night

i like to get a real big spike

poke it right into johnnies eyes

try oh so hard to make him cry

he did it first that little cunt

stealing my underwear from my purse!

when i wake up i get to school

home room oh yeah its a swimming pool

i jsut did my hair so i wont swim

i guess i should just go an rim

in the bath room i am waitin!

for a good boy thats like named payten,

lunch tiem is no fun when you eat

so we like bend over and vomit and squeeze

smokin is cool too....

on the bus we ride in the back seat

stabbing our pencils in darice's hair

says shes gonna tell on us haha we dont care 

we see blitzo combin his hair 

so we take his comb and throw it in the air!

mitzy joins her friends for a date

so we chew some gum and hit her with a rake!

i get home oh god im tired

do some blow

and retire 

 

Sime people are such slitsticks!

you know who you are

like can you even be 

well any way

so there i was today at the pool

middle hour 20 minutes in

it was pool season 

our dyke of a gym teacher like so made us go swimming on the hottest day so she could see us sweat

thank god it wasnt the cold days

        

 well any way

there i was like not even swimming becuase like im gonna wake up xtra early to do my hair and ruin it by swimming like not even!

but so i used the old excouse you know 

aunt lind marie visted me and i have no tampons 

but miss lindinstock was not buying it

shes you know your normal dyke gym teacher

you know sweat suit tan orange skin awful hair thats fried haha 

and her perfume scent is burnt leather and cream

/UGHg so grossss

ugh

she hates me and my friend i know it

she wtachs us

EW maybe she even wants us 

who know

but once during swim class i swear to god she was fingering the air 

i bet mitzy was like in the 4ground who knows

so lets to get down to what happened 

well there i was with my period""

and mis dykestock came up to me and said i cant have a 4 month period 

i was llike yeahh i cannn

miss d didnt buy it 

 she said i had to swim the laps today

i said im soooo sure i will miss d 

she had it with m,y "attitude"

and picked me up a threw me in!

i swear she touched my kitkat

but that was the last straw

she gave me after school detention 

which is perfect for me to plan my most awesome plan yet!

i had tan and cindi meet me by the big tree ay luch we discussed the plan and it was a get go perfecft plan yeah haha lol

so it was after school i threw up my lunch and was ready to go

so i was waiting there in my barbie pink one piece waiting for that slut skank

waiting so i could yell those words

"DYKE!!!"

here she came 

i yelled dyke

tan and cindi jumped out

cindi filled her mouth with chlorine tablets

and tan tied her up with the swimteams old speedos that she kept in her locker

then we stabbed out her heart just incase she tried to come back to life 

ive heard butch dykes can be reanimated from vana vinglass

we dropped her off in the deep end you know for fun 

and that was the end of her

nobody questioned it 

and i never had to swim again 

well not in waters ;)

 

Date nights

have you ever been on a date night with you bf

and things are getting a lil boring

well here are some thingsyou can do to make it fresh and new 

1.steal some new stockings from hudsons 

2.make sure you steal that red lipstick that gets daddy mad

3.try a new eatting house maybe white castle?

4.try doing something frisky during dinner, maybe stab him in the thigh with a plastic fork!

5.order the same foods so you can vomit the same colors. how romantic~♡

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8.get an abortion 

9.have that cake

10.post picks of his peepee online i know its not much but maybe you can get a free cd!!

happy date night, dont get too bloody ;)

gggggggggggggg

nice kisses

happy rainbow

get your krimper

get your hair

there you go

your doin it right

stahf

Today i woke up in  hotel room with chps n my hair

i think i passed out 

there were like chkips n my hair grossssssss

and m on my old brbie speak n say

god t smells in this hotel

and theres strange stains on the mirror and bible

and lets make a deal uis on 

i just feel like julie after she got back form the mall to find out her bf

dumped her for some punk girl

i need to do some blow

ughughughu ohohohoho ohmygodGDGGGODDGGOODD

OH GLOBMEISTER 

OOHHOHOHOH 

OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU

IF I COULD HAVE YOU HERE WITH ME 

I WOULD LET IT BE 

OH MY GOSOOSOOSOOOD

STICK A CROSS IN MY REAR 

CUT ME UP AND SET MY HAIR ON A FAN

TURN IT ON A LET IT GO

FEEL THAT PAIN I LOVE FROM YOU NOT BEING HERE

I WANT YOU TO PUT A RECORD NEEDLE ON MY NAKED BODY AND LISTEN TO THE SWEET NOISE MY BODY MAKES!

GIVE ME THE DRUGS OF SATAN 

THROW MADONNAS NEW SINGLE AT ME 

MAKE IT OH SO LOUD BBY GLOBMEISTER.

DO A LINE OF COKE OFF YOU 

DO A LINE OFF ME 

GOOD GOD!

WE WILL GET SO HAPPY

KLEENEX TISSUES 

YEAH AND BLEACH

WE WILL RUB EACH OTHERS FEET 

IN THE GLASS OF LOVE 

Should we tape it?

i dont know?

haha ok lol :)

Vuffy ♥'s The Globmeister

day 12

its so hot out i cant believe it

me and cindi went to go get some frozen ice cream you know

and on our way there we almost got hit by a car haha 

so we flashed our feet at them 

once we got there i got happy hour green bean and cindi got cotton candy crazy 

and we were eatting it and we foudn this gross out of this world hair in it right

so we knew whos it was right away 

it was mitzy sharpieblue's awful red hair 

so we went to the girls room to plan against her

we did a hit of speed of course

so we came up with a good plan 

every 30 minute break she goes to the back to take a nap

so we waited aroudn the rotten mustard

and there she was taking her nap

so we cut off her hair and put it in a cone 

we woke her up offered her an ice cream!

and she didnt even know she was eatting her frozen hair!

we didnt tell her till she was dont 

6 days later she had a fur baby