a poem of my daily life stylez by me vuffy!

Curb stomping ponies right after school,

 just a girl tryin to stay cool! 

when i get home late at night

i like to get a real big spike

poke it right into johnnies eyes

try oh so hard to make him cry

he did it first that little cunt

stealing my underwear from my purse!

when i wake up i get to school

home room oh yeah its a swimming pool

i jsut did my hair so i wont swim

i guess i should just go an rim

in the bath room i am waitin!

for a good boy thats like named payten,

lunch tiem is no fun when you eat

so we like bend over and vomit and squeeze

smokin is cool too....

on the bus we ride in the back seat

stabbing our pencils in darice's hair

says shes gonna tell on us haha we dont care 

we see blitzo combin his hair 

so we take his comb and throw it in the air!

mitzy joins her friends for a date

so we chew some gum and hit her with a rake!

i get home oh god im tired

do some blow

and retire 

 

Sime people are such slitsticks!

you know who you are

like can you even be 

well any way

so there i was today at the pool

middle hour 20 minutes in

it was pool season 

our dyke of a gym teacher like so made us go swimming on the hottest day so she could see us sweat

thank god it wasnt the cold days

        

 well any way

there i was like not even swimming becuase like im gonna wake up xtra early to do my hair and ruin it by swimming like not even!

but so i used the old excouse you know 

aunt lind marie visted me and i have no tampons 

but miss lindinstock was not buying it

shes you know your normal dyke gym teacher

you know sweat suit tan orange skin awful hair thats fried haha 

and her perfume scent is burnt leather and cream

/UGHg so grossss

ugh

she hates me and my friend i know it

she wtachs us

EW maybe she even wants us 

who know

but once during swim class i swear to god she was fingering the air 

i bet mitzy was like in the 4ground who knows

so lets to get down to what happened 

well there i was with my period""

and mis dykestock came up to me and said i cant have a 4 month period 

i was llike yeahh i cannn

miss d didnt buy it 

 she said i had to swim the laps today

i said im soooo sure i will miss d 

she had it with m,y "attitude"

and picked me up a threw me in!

i swear she touched my kitkat

but that was the last straw

she gave me after school detention 

which is perfect for me to plan my most awesome plan yet!

i had tan and cindi meet me by the big tree ay luch we discussed the plan and it was a get go perfecft plan yeah haha lol

so it was after school i threw up my lunch and was ready to go

so i was waiting there in my barbie pink one piece waiting for that slut skank

waiting so i could yell those words

"DYKE!!!"

here she came 

i yelled dyke

tan and cindi jumped out

cindi filled her mouth with chlorine tablets

and tan tied her up with the swimteams old speedos that she kept in her locker

then we stabbed out her heart just incase she tried to come back to life 

ive heard butch dykes can be reanimated from vana vinglass

we dropped her off in the deep end you know for fun 

and that was the end of her

nobody questioned it 

and i never had to swim again 

well not in waters ;)