you know who you are
like can you even be
well any way
so there i was today at the pool
middle hour 20 minutes in
it was pool season
our dyke of a gym teacher like so made us go swimming on the hottest day so she could see us sweat
thank god it wasnt the cold days
well any way
there i was like not even swimming becuase like im gonna wake up xtra early to do my hair and ruin it by swimming like not even!
but so i used the old excouse you know
aunt lind marie visted me and i have no tampons
but miss lindinstock was not buying it
shes you know your normal dyke gym teacher
you know sweat suit tan orange skin awful hair thats fried haha
and her perfume scent is burnt leather and cream
/UGHg so grossss
ugh
she hates me and my friend i know it
she wtachs us
EW maybe she even wants us
who know
but once during swim class i swear to god she was fingering the air
i bet mitzy was like in the 4ground who knows
so lets to get down to what happened
well there i was with my period""
and mis dykestock came up to me and said i cant have a 4 month period
i was llike yeahh i cannn
miss d didnt buy it
she said i had to swim the laps today
i said im soooo sure i will miss d
she had it with m,y "attitude"
and picked me up a threw me in!
i swear she touched my kitkat
but that was the last straw
she gave me after school detention
which is perfect for me to plan my most awesome plan yet!
i had tan and cindi meet me by the big tree ay luch we discussed the plan and it was a get go perfecft plan yeah haha lol
so it was after school i threw up my lunch and was ready to go
so i was waiting there in my barbie pink one piece waiting for that slut skank
waiting so i could yell those words
"DYKE!!!"
here she came
i yelled dyke
tan and cindi jumped out
cindi filled her mouth with chlorine tablets
and tan tied her up with the swimteams old speedos that she kept in her locker
then we stabbed out her heart just incase she tried to come back to life
ive heard butch dykes can be reanimated from vana vinglass
we dropped her off in the deep end you know for fun
and that was the end of her
nobody questioned it
and i never had to swim again
well not in waters ;)