Holidai hollerin

so t oday i went to the mall to get some xxxmas shopping done

so liek there i was stepping into the forever 45 and omg do you know who i saw walk out of the dressign room>? it was that awful half brain dead exchange student from florida 

(yes florida americas first hell hole)

yeah so i saw her THAT rue gitano or as we call her DuMbing 

ok ok so there she was walking out right, and like i was like omg tan look look who it is 

wlaking out of dressing room 14 its rue... tan jst made this mumbling nnoise but wsho cares about what she has to say... we haaavveveveveve to do something we just have to turin her day 

see if you didnt know she tried to steal my bff of 16 years satan todd ambrose   

she tried to get him to pick her kuch in the gym after the dance 

so any way i was think on a plana hard long good plan thats soft on the lips 

so i got bored and hit her over the head with a cheap hand bag with a clump of a sweat shop workers hair caught in the zipper and hit her over the head with it, we ended up making her into an orange julius (i know people there and if you dont watch it )

 so after that i made a move on the boy behinde the counter of the drc republic and cut his peepee off and made it into an earring! lol best xmas present for me self its dripping but i don care ;) 

im used to it ;0

merry xxxmas (remember jerry)  and happi 

The school's slut survival guide

Hey skags 

today im writing a short list and guide to helo you like get ready for this new school yeard ;)

as you all no im bing helld back AGAIN LOL 

that dumb cunt principal mendino dosnt know my mega plan yet!

well any way so like high school is a tough place if you dont know how to get your go 

first of all if your gonna have liek a band folder please dont choose wham like unless you like to

take it up ur butt lol like my brother does thank god my mom kicked him out! he was always bringing home these older guys EW and they didnt even have money (giross)

well any way so i say go with madonna or hall and boats, there cool i liked there song wife beater

next thing next bras make sure you sew a lil pocket inside of your bra to hide your drugs, not only does it keep them nose ready warm it also makes ur boobs look like tires!

and when in gym and you have to tke a shower on swim day make sure to bring ur own towl

so that dyke gym teacher dosnt try to eat your freash fish patty that ur savign for ur bf or satan

and last but not least have fun lol do whatever you want! but if your a nerd dont even think to sit next to me i swer to god i will punch your face in

like dont even think of it, sit next to me i will end your life 

i will take a tampon and shove it up your nose into your rbrain and make you forget 2 + 2 

i will cut your feet and make them into cake and then watch you eat it 

dont think 

about 

it