Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The school's slut survival guide

Hey skags 
today im writing a short list and guide to helo you like get ready for this new school yeard ;)
as you all no im bing helld back AGAIN LOL 
that dumb cunt principal mendino dosnt know my mega plan yet!
well any way so like high school is a tough place if you dont know how to get your go 
first of all if your gonna have liek a band folder please dont choose wham like unless you like to
take it up ur butt lol like my brother does thank god my mom kicked him out! he was always bringing home these older guys EW and they didnt even have money (giross)
well any way so i say go with madonna or hall and boats, there cool i liked there song wife beater
next thing next bras make sure you sew a lil pocket inside of your bra to hide your drugs, not only does it keep them nose ready warm it also makes ur boobs look like tires!
and when in gym and you have to tke a shower on swim day make sure to bring ur own towl
so that dyke gym teacher dosnt try to eat your freash fish patty that ur savign for ur bf or satan
and last but not least have fun lol do whatever you want! but if your a nerd dont even think to sit next to me i swer to god i will punch your face in
like dont even think of it, sit next to me i will end your life 
i will take a tampon and shove it up your nose into your rbrain and make you forget 2 + 2 
i will cut your feet and make them into cake and then watch you eat it 
dont think 
about 
it