Date nights

have you ever been on a date night with you bf

and things are getting a lil boring

well here are some thingsyou can do to make it fresh and new 

1.steal some new stockings from hudsons 

2.make sure you steal that red lipstick that gets daddy mad

3.try a new eatting house maybe white castle?

4.try doing something frisky during dinner, maybe stab him in the thigh with a plastic fork!

5.order the same foods so you can vomit the same colors. how romantic~♡

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8.get an abortion 

9.have that cake

10.post picks of his peepee online i know its not much but maybe you can get a free cd!!

happy date night, dont get too bloody ;)

gggggggggggggg

nice kisses

happy rainbow

get your krimper

get your hair

there you go

your doin it right

stahf

Today i woke up in  hotel room with chps n my hair

i think i passed out 

there were like chkips n my hair grossssssss

and m on my old brbie speak n say

god t smells in this hotel

and theres strange stains on the mirror and bible

and lets make a deal uis on 

i just feel like julie after she got back form the mall to find out her bf

dumped her for some punk girl

i need to do some blow

ughughughu ohohohoho ohmygodGDGGGODDGGOODD

OH GLOBMEISTER 

OOHHOHOHOH 

OHMYGOD I LOVE YOU

IF I COULD HAVE YOU HERE WITH ME 

I WOULD LET IT BE 

OH MY GOSOOSOOSOOOD

STICK A CROSS IN MY REAR 

CUT ME UP AND SET MY HAIR ON A FAN

TURN IT ON A LET IT GO

FEEL THAT PAIN I LOVE FROM YOU NOT BEING HERE

I WANT YOU TO PUT A RECORD NEEDLE ON MY NAKED BODY AND LISTEN TO THE SWEET NOISE MY BODY MAKES!

GIVE ME THE DRUGS OF SATAN 

THROW MADONNAS NEW SINGLE AT ME 

MAKE IT OH SO LOUD BBY GLOBMEISTER.

DO A LINE OF COKE OFF YOU 

DO A LINE OFF ME 

GOOD GOD!

WE WILL GET SO HAPPY

KLEENEX TISSUES 

YEAH AND BLEACH

WE WILL RUB EACH OTHERS FEET 

IN THE GLASS OF LOVE 

Should we tape it?

i dont know?

haha ok lol :)

Vuffy ♥'s The Globmeister

day 12

its so hot out i cant believe it

me and cindi went to go get some frozen ice cream you know

and on our way there we almost got hit by a car haha 

so we flashed our feet at them 

once we got there i got happy hour green bean and cindi got cotton candy crazy 

and we were eatting it and we foudn this gross out of this world hair in it right

so we knew whos it was right away 

it was mitzy sharpieblue's awful red hair 

so we went to the girls room to plan against her

we did a hit of speed of course

so we came up with a good plan 

every 30 minute break she goes to the back to take a nap

so we waited aroudn the rotten mustard

and there she was taking her nap

so we cut off her hair and put it in a cone 

we woke her up offered her an ice cream!

and she didnt even know she was eatting her frozen hair!

we didnt tell her till she was dont 

6 days later she had a fur baby 

 

cake knife intercourse

Today was the day

my birthday supreme 

i am 16

its time for the sluty fun

microwaves and curling irons are all i need

to make this day special

for tod and me

stick the iron in his rear end

make him make me a ice cream

its so hot i told him to stop!

he got my a pie i threw it up

i did some more drugs and made him spew 

he like it he ate it 

my throw up was warm 

it tasted liek turtles and corn 

today was my birthday 

i told my parents

they didnt get me anything

so i called satan

he helped me he helped you

make him vut them up

make a nice meat thing

with white clouds 

happy brown water 

yum yum dinner for all!

today was my birthday 

i hate you! 

if you see this i will let you know

your so ugly you make it snow

ohm yogd that was so mean haha 

jk 

NOT! 

hes my boy toy 

i make him do my dirty work

i dont really liek him

globmeister is my god

get it straight

 

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your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

your badd

your good 

                                                                        

your badd
                                     happy ice cream

 
                                                                    dreams of the the devils supreme

      where will i go

                                                     my school is haunted                   
                                                                                                                                i have a maxi pad lodged in my kuch


                                                                                        my father is a horse

                                 my mother is a rat
                           


                       



                                                                                                                       happy hour is only soon
                where do my glasses




helpo sassy she needs it

                                                            NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO






burn it burn it take off your  hot skirt and shake it














                                                             tod loves it