Do you ever feel like a book left out in the rain?

like geez  the other day there i was in detention waiting for tan
and  you know the teacher doing it that day one of those mega lezzy gym teachers
you know those ones that give you your towels after the shower! GUH ROSS
like i know right well any way there i was sitting and waiting behinde ricky hyminreister
who believe me smells like old cheese and rotten mice.
 well yeah like
it was gross
but so i was waiting like forever it was a monstrous time
so i decided to skip out and do some drugs in the football field
but thats where i saw it
tan
TAN
my tan
tanning bed tanner tan
trying out
for football
what do i do!
do i send her to one of those weird religious groups where they get the dyke out of you
or do i just cut out all her shoulder pads!
i just dont know you guys have any advice for me?

life of a lonely teen jezebell

Horses are your one true key to happiness 

you can pray to them

comb them

make there hoofs into glue

feed them to your dog or cat maybe even hamster!

they leave gifts for you

they smell like shit 

but the one thing i like most

is the secrets you share with them that they can never tell,

i love you applegate 

 

Bitchin vacation

So here i am on my wordly vacation me and daddy and a friend of my choice 

get to go on a little break you know.

so we thought we would pick someplace desperate like 

ohio or china you know so we picked ohio duh!

not really haha you think id go there we went to disney world!

so we got there and guess 

who

 we 

     saw ....

jordan branch 

not only is he the biggest jerk in high school 

he also took tans baby (btw im here with tan cindi got flat)

well so we saw him there turns out hes working as like that yellow dog

saturn or something well anyway, we had this plan to get him and snow white fired 

we just dont like her shes misleading 

but so we got hungry and got one of those big meat sticks they have

you know like i cant believe people even like these!

we just threw them up after thank god i had someone to hold my hair.

so then after that we figured we try and find some of those barbie dolls they only sell here

so we were going to liek this gift shop when it happened 

 we got our plan 

we are going lure him into the dream fountain ride 

you know that one where they take you snap shot

we are gonna like make out with him or give him a hand job or something adn then show it to mickey mouse and have him kicked out for good!

lets just see if it works!

and as for snow white were just gonna push her off the happy blue castle! 

Dream boat ken

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