Bitchin vacation

So here i am on my wordly vacation me and daddy and a friend of my choice 

get to go on a little break you know.

so we thought we would pick someplace desperate like 

ohio or china you know so we picked ohio duh!

not really haha you think id go there we went to disney world!

so we got there and guess 

who

 we 

     saw ....

jordan branch 

not only is he the biggest jerk in high school 

he also took tans baby (btw im here with tan cindi got flat)

well so we saw him there turns out hes working as like that yellow dog

saturn or something well anyway, we had this plan to get him and snow white fired 

we just dont like her shes misleading 

but so we got hungry and got one of those big meat sticks they have

you know like i cant believe people even like these!

we just threw them up after thank god i had someone to hold my hair.

so then after that we figured we try and find some of those barbie dolls they only sell here

so we were going to liek this gift shop when it happened 

 we got our plan 

we are going lure him into the dream fountain ride 

you know that one where they take you snap shot

we are gonna like make out with him or give him a hand job or something adn then show it to mickey mouse and have him kicked out for good!

lets just see if it works!

and as for snow white were just gonna push her off the happy blue castle!