cake knife intercourse

Today was the day

my birthday supreme 

i am 16

its time for the sluty fun

microwaves and curling irons are all i need

to make this day special

for tod and me

stick the iron in his rear end

make him make me a ice cream

its so hot i told him to stop!

he got my a pie i threw it up

i did some more drugs and made him spew 

he like it he ate it 

my throw up was warm 

it tasted liek turtles and corn 

today was my birthday 

i told my parents

they didnt get me anything

so i called satan

he helped me he helped you

make him vut them up

make a nice meat thing

with white clouds 

happy brown water 

yum yum dinner for all!

today was my birthday 

i hate you! 

if you see this i will let you know

your so ugly you make it snow

ohm yogd that was so mean haha 

jk 

NOT! 

hes my boy toy 

i make him do my dirty work

i dont really liek him

globmeister is my god

get it straight