Sunday, August 30, 2015

DEAR DIARY

i feel like these people are very challenged 
maybe there parents dropped then as babies and sat on them too,
or they ate one too many microwaved bean burritos you know that radiation can like mess with you.
but whatevs! 
oh maybe there brother is there mother nad there sister is there aunt?
or maybe ahamster bit them in the eye and it gave them trauma.
i think they need to hit the bottle and learn how to have a good time, but im not sharing with them duh!!!!
not like it gets under my wig you know 
or else i wouldnt be posting about this you know! 
duh!
im just gonna get a nice hit of coke and dance with globmesiter
maybe thts there problem i just have a really slammin hot bf and there jealous! 
at least i know who my true friends are tan + cindi haha lol 
god i really hate it when you ru out of hairspray and ypu have to use glue or w qq 25!!!
but today i ate some cheetos and then i gagged because i found a baby earthworm fried in the bag!!
ugh grussss 

bye bye   

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